Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Once Upon A Time... (the story of the cross-check)

...I wanted a Surly Cross-Check. But I figured I'd just get one laterzzzzz. Cus you know, bikes are expensive and shit. But then Steve wanted a bike, so I spent many hours not doing work at work to look on craigslist for him. Finding a bike for Steve ended up costing me approximately $650 (probably more but I don't want to think about that). This is because I did not find a bike on craigslist for Steve, I found one for me.

Zack, a nice lad from Bicycle Therapy, happened to have acquired a brand new X-Check that was too small for him. Frame + fork + Ultegra cranks for $300!! OMG!!!111one!!11!
Here it is near my bed. I kept it there because it was so sexy I wanted to sleep with it:I thought I'd let it sit around a long while until I had $$ for parts, but I couldn't just let it sit there so I bought parts anyway, with money I should be, of course, saving. I picked out parts with Peter at the Trophy Garage, because Lenore was getting a X-Check too and told me that he was THE MAN (she did not use those exact words). Actually, I didn't really pick out parts with him. Basically he opened a catalog and pointed to stuff and I said "ok." Then he gave me a freewheel and a chain and brake levers. The chain and the freewheel were not the same size. Silly Peter.

I took the frame and fork back to the Garage to get the fork cut and the headset installed. They charged me too much.

I put it the rest of it together over the course of two nights at Bike Church. Kevin called me sassy while I was there. When I left to ride it I realized the bars, from which I had already cut a bunch off, were still MASSIVE.

Tonight Alex came over, and he cut them off with the crappy saw I have. Before he did so, he rode my bike down the hallway and tried to trackstand but fell into the wall, like so:
Then he cut the bars. Then he bent the saw:Then he cut the grips:Then he put the grips back on:
These photos make it seem like Alex did all the work on my bike. He didn't. He just did all the work tonight. I don't saw.
And then it was done.

[Insert Photo of Finished Bike Here]

THE END.

p.s. it is called Sexy Beast.


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